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With Nicola safely on a train to attend the party's Here 2 Hear in farflung Bradford, Malcolm is free to launch his latest plot.
But how is Olly going to be able to help, given that he's in St Thomas' Hospital with a burst appendix? And what will Ben Swain's price be, for playing along with the scheme? More than a bar of chocolate, that's for sure.
And when Nicola finds out what's going on, can she control the situation from a seat in standard class right under the watchful eye of Sky News? Or is she sitting on the fast train to Nowheresville, West Yorkshire?